Thursday, 17 November 2011

Mini Me-me.

Q: Have you ever had sex with a cardinal?

A: I don't think so.
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12 comments:

  1. Jane and Lance Hattatt17 November 2011 at 09:10

    Hello Ray:
    Is this what is meant by a Cardinal Sin?

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  2. Moving with Mitchell17 November 2011 at 09:56

    I love J&L's comment!

    A: Not that I know of. But I did have sex one time with a Bantam rooster who thought he was cock of the walk.

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  3. Cubby17 November 2011 at 13:24

    Were you and Cardinal Ratzinger in Germany at the same time back in the 80s? You're not the one who drove him so deep into the self-loathing closet, are you?

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  4. Ur-spo17 November 2011 at 22:46

    That's an etch-a-sketch vision.

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  5. Raybeard18 November 2011 at 01:01

    J & L - Could well be. Specifically the one-time Cardinal of Manila. Rarely was a prelate more aptly named.

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  6. Raybeard18 November 2011 at 01:02

    Mitch - I bet that ruffled a few feathers! (Sorry. Couldn't resist.)

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  7. Raybeard18 November 2011 at 01:07

    I don't think so, Cubby, as I was always punctilious in giving excellent 'service' - and have had many satisfied 'clients'.
    Mind you, in all those darkrooms with unrecognisable shadowy figures milling around, that strange sound coming from the other side of a glory-hole wall, which I had thought was a 'Daddy' taking out his false teeth, might well have actually been the rattle of rosary beads.

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  8. Raybeard18 November 2011 at 01:10

    Be my guest, Dr Spo - though do please try to avoid offending The Holy Father. He does get a bit touchy about others holding him and his Holy Church up to ridicule, and that's the LAST thing we'd want to do, isn't it?

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  9. Vương Tử Trực18 November 2011 at 06:36

    I wonder why they don't wear red shoes like Pope Benedict XVI

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  10. Raybeard18 November 2011 at 08:43

    Maybe they don't have the right souls (soles), Tai. (Ouch!)

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  11. Jason Shaw19 November 2011 at 09:02

    I’ve never had sex with a cardinal, but I have sucked off a verger and been buggered by a father!

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  12. Raybeard20 November 2011 at 06:34

    All I can say to that comment, Jase, is "Hallelujah!"
    With those 'religious' experiences under your belt (as it were) I reckon you're well on the way to joining the 'Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence'.

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