Friday 15 November 2013

Film: 'THE COUNSELLOR'

With a cast of five A-list stars (or very near it) plus high-expectations of writer Cormac McCarthy, director Ridley Scott comes out with.............an unpleasant, unnecessarily wordy, sporadically violent and, ultimately, rather silly 'thriller'.

Set in the ruthless world of drug trafficking between Mexico and USA, where the lives of the 'inconvenient' are as disposable as paper tissues, Michael Fassbender is the centre of the tale as an affluent lawyer who gets himself involved with this criminal fraternity, initially giving the appearance of being as hard-boiled as anyone, but only to become, during the course of the film, something of a powder puff, thanks largely to his feelings towards his intended, Penelope Cruz. He meets up first with Javier Bardem and then with Brad Pitt, both of whose salutary cautions as insiders of the 'industry' with first-hand experience, go unheeded and he soon finds himself up to the neck in trouble and the target of unlikely, rich-as-Croesus hell-cat, Cameron Diaz, who is pulling strings and is vengeance incarnate.

While watching I found that I kept myself tensed up and braced for something ultra-violent to happen - which it does several times, but it's all heavily signposted stuff.
I thought that with so many big names at least some of their contributions would be no more than cameo appearances. In fact they all have substantial roles. Pity that in the end the film doesn't live up to its promise. The only redeeming feature for me was the pleasure of seeing all these stars at one go, particularly Fassbender who is always worth watching.

I may not have bothered seeing it had I seen any reviews but I went to this completely 'blind'. As it turned out, on my exit from the cinema I immediately turned on my 'Walkman' (remember them?) and caught Mark Kermode's review on Radio 5 of the very same, and was quite satisfied to hear that his opinion was not that very different from my own. However I think that if he'd given it a rating it wouldn't have been nearly as generous as my own one of................4.

6 comments:

  1. I read all your entries and reviews; alas I see so few movies I usually can't comment. However, 'movies unpleasant' are much avoided - thanks to your sacrifice to see them for me !

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    1. I know you read them, Dr Spo, and I'm much flattered by the honour and time you give me. But as you can guess, this one is NOT to be recommended by this reviewer. But it's no trouble going to the cinema. In fact it's the sole 'luxury' I indulge in.

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  2. Unlike you, I did read the reviews but went anyway. Fassbender - it can't be a bad movie? Unfortunately, I forgot "Prometheus" where I hadn't a clue to what was happening. I am wondering how did Scott mess-up so much? This film was a huge misfire! I think this should have gone directly to DVD instead of moviegoers forking over $12 at the boxoffice.

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    1. I reckon you're right, Paul, about it 'qualifying' as a 'straight-to-DVD'.
      Fassbender was an attraction for me too but I was even more lured by the trailer which I saw maybe 3 times and intrigued me. It looked like a promising film and that, along with such a starry cast, got me to assume that it couldn't be THAT bad. Well, to damn it with faint praise, I'd say that it could have been worse - but not in great measure.

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  3. Oh no. I wanted to see this one! hmmm At least the Hunger games is out this weekend.

    I thought Michael Fassbender was rather dishy in Hex. I have the box set! phoar

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    1. Nothing stopping you from seeing it, Sol - though I've now probably queered your pitch.
      I suppose I'll be seeing 'Hunger Games 2'. Even though the first one wasn't bad (quite good, in fact) I don't have much enthusiasm for this - especially as it's 2.5 hours long. But as long as I can find a cheap showing (i.e.£3) I'll go.

      Mr Fassbender is always a bit of eye-candy, and no less in this. Btw: In this film everyone, including him, has such perfect teeth. It's distracting.

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